Someone remind to correct Jamie in the error of his ways when I get a chance... (just so you know, I am in no way in favor of Madonna's publicity stunt on MTV, it's just that Jamie's critiquing it in all the wrong ways.)

I just got an e-mail from Janelle. The subject was "if I blogged" and she said that "I'd spend my $115,000,000 on fixing up Philly row homes and connecting them with families who'd love them"

She also e-mailed me this link - http://www.flashmob.com/

Where do I begin...

Just read the new discuss this blog. ouch.

Wow! I stopped checking this blog because no one was blogging much. Then I check in today, and there's lots and lots! Can I just tell you how fun that is? It's like being away from your computer or Internet access for a long time and not being able to check your email, and then...when you finally do....there's a gajillion emails! Okay, maybe not, because they aren't addressed to me. Or, an even better illustration is when you don't watch TV for a really long time (my life is way too busy for TV, I can go for months without it, except in Alias season), and then you turn it on to find out that there's a marathon of your favorite show (like Alias; it rocks!) and there's a whole bunch of new episodes and you get to watch them all at once instead of waiting a new week for the new one. Anyway, my point is that it's very exciting. So I haven't read all of the things that were posted during my absence from the "random" blog, but the ones that I have read have been extremely entertaining. Like this one by Jamie, for example:
"What would I do with 115,000,000??
I would give it to George W. Bush to get him elected to a second term, just so Jon would get really irritated."
That's so great, Jamie D. I think that's a great way to spend the cash. Man, I really need to get you and Jon and Jeff to have one of your discussions when my friend Bec is around. It might be a little more even on the sides....

Off I go to finish reading all the posts I missed. This is great!

::sticks out tounge::

Kairsie, do you mean that you would spend the $115,000,000 on a collage or you would make your own collage with $115,000,000 worth of materials? Oh wait, you mean COLLEGE.

I am RireRose, Melody is Godsgirl
XxXRireRoseXxX: so then he was like "whoa no way" and i was like "way!" and he was like "rock on!" then he broke his guitar
Godsgirl2472002: then he through the drums sticks and I cought one and some one smacked me in the belly and took it:-(
XxXRireRoseXxX: then i clashed his head with the symbols and got it back for you
Godsgirl2472002: but then when I grabed it back it broke in hafe so I gave one to u and we both rocked cuz we had one
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then i got the singer to sign it
Godsgirl2472002: yes, then we jumped infront of the drumer and said "You don't know what we went through to get this"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then the dummer was all like "dude u stole my sticks!"
Godsgirl2472002: then we were like no you through them....and I didn't mean to brake it some stole it.....it was all her fault (Points to you)
XxXRireRoseXxX: then i was like "no way dude, some punk took them from her and i got them back but then they broke and we decided to share them"
Godsgirl2472002: Then he was like "What? How did u get the lead singer to sign them? It's a stick and the sharpie is as big as one side
XxXRireRoseXxX: and i said "dude look, it's not a sharpie, it's a gel pen"
Godsgirl2472002: and he was like "You nerds gel pen wipes off why would you ever get it signed by that?"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then i was all "yeah well these are special gel pens that have lasers inside them so really the signature is engraved"
Godsgirl2472002: he was like "Cool, now were the heck did my symbols go to?"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and i was like "ohhh ummm remember the guy that stole her sticks? I had to hit him in the head with them"
Godsgirl2472002: he was like "You freakin girls buy me a new drum set....this one cost like uhh $5000"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then i get all uptight like "dude, ur COMPLETE drum set was $5000, we didn't break all the drums, just the sticks. the symbols might not be broken, go check the crowd"
Godsgirl2472002: He was like "Ok, whatever get outa my face....and hwo the heck did you get backstage anyway....SECURATY"(as he thinks to himself freakin girls that drum set cost me like $500)
XxXRireRoseXxX: and i turn to you like "om gosh we need to run!" and u say "there's no way out of here!" and i say "stage dive!" and you're like "rock on!!!!" and we jump
Godsgirl2472002: as we are flying through the are relizing how fast gravity works we yell to eachother..."AHH...the shows over no one is here to catch us"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then like out of no where the dude that stole the sticks goes running across the feild and we fall on him
Godsgirl2472002: Then he yells "I told you girls to get away....look man I have enough stalkers kissing my poster every night"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and them i'm all like "dude what the heck are you talking about?
Godsgirl2472002: then he's like "You can keep the freakin sticks....I have a girl friend....and a grandmother that will by me new ones...I love ya Grandma *snif*"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then i turn to you and i'm like "dude we get to keep the sticks! freakin awesome!"
Godsgirl2472002: and I am like "we beter go since this guy needs a mood ring and could change his mind"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then I'm like "dude let's see if we can get any other band stuff and get them to sign it"
Godsgirl2472002: So we run to the guitarest and say "since you broke your guitar can we each have a half?"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and i go "yeah dude that would be sweet. especially if you could sign them" then he goes "uhhhh i'm not in the band. i broke my friends guitar cause he stole my gummie worms"
Godsgirl2472002: Then I say...."O, I am sorry about the gummie worms." then he starts crying and we say "Is he in a bad mood? and could you tell us were he is?"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then he's like "i saw him running away....saying something about smurf bait" then we give the dude a mood ring to make him feel better
Godsgirl2472002: Then he put it on and it turned purpel and asked...."What does purple mean?" and I say "There is no purple it's either dark blue or black...dark blue means in love and black is mad." Which makes him cry even more and he asks...."will you pray that my gummie worms make it....and maybe the cute girl that I tried to give me phone number will call me?
XxXRireRoseXxX: and we just look at each other like ummmmmmmmmm and i say " i'm sure the gummie worms will be ok"
Godsgirl2472002: Then he says "My friend isn't going to sleep tonight if he doesn't...those gummie worms where from my closest friend...my mom"
XxXRireRoseXxX: and then i just pat the dude on the back and say "it'll be ok" and walk away scared
Godsgirl2472002: Then we wake up to the annoying buzzing of the alarm clock

See, Jamie's got the right idea. As we see in the Bible, God really is a jingoist. His promise to Abraham was that only members of Abraham's race, ethnicity, and creed would be blessed. That whole "through your seed all nations will be blessed," that was just a mistranslation. And Abraham really was American. And of Anglo-Saxon descent. Not a Middle Eastern nomad. All those people are heathens.

What would I do with $115,000,000? Quit my job and go be a missionary. I think I would put most of it towards missions, long-term and short-term. I would also give some charitable contributions to organizations like ACTV and DATA and other things with cool acronyms. And I would buy a Porsche. Actually, I would buy two Porsches.

What would I do with 115,000,000??

I would give it to George W. Bush to get him elected to a second term, just so Jon would get really irritated.

A car and COLLAGE!!!!!..... and maybe a purple spotted giraffe.

What would you do with $115,000,000?

Yay! Shauna and Kelly are coming over! We are sooooo gonna watch ice age. If anyone gets this before 8pm today (tuesday) feel free to show up. You could feel free to bring a snack or drink too of course :) . We like you more if you give us food. By we I mean me. By you, I mean you, sitting right there, right now, reading this very sentence! FEED ME SEYMORE!

I think that having serious discussions on the R=G blog actually adds to the randomness. For instance let's say you're reading a debate between Jon and Jamie, when suddenly there's a post by Jaron that has absoluty nothing to do with anything. It's much more entertaining when it's unexpected. If you're constantly random it wears off the effect. You have to randomly be random.

obliverate....?

I'm not evil, i just try to bring order to the chaos y'all have created. I'm trying to bring peace in troubled times and satisfy all. Once again, the discussion blog remains nearly empty. At least your attempts at serious discussion on R=G are now disguised in tactful, witty, and entertaining overtones.

Hahahaha never! The smurfs shall take revenge upon you all, and since I don't believe in using symbols of peace to inflict violence, I shall obliverate you all with my mighty pikachu!

by the way... Jamie, want to really taste of my symbol of peace... Ill give yall a taste of it and rock you in a pillow fight at camp hebron. Bring the ruckus!

Jamie, how do you sleep at night when you use the almighty symbol of peace, your pillow, to beat someone over the head with?

Since we're being all Biblical, Jamie, why bother with the pillow? Bring out the sword!!! Let slip the blogs of war! And Jesse, if when Jamie kills you in a Biblical, Christ-loving fashion you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not... mmmboy!

I thought the bible teaches us in Rom 13 to submit to authority, not kill them. I thought we are supposed to obey our superiors.

and since the blog nazi is the authority - as creator of this little universe (imperfect as it is) does that mean we should obey him no matter how evil he is?

so when is it permissible to overthrow a government leader? How "evil" must he be before he deserves not to be obeyed... and then how evil must he be before he deserves to be sacked by your pillow?

oh... and I will be building a pumpkin launcher just in case your pillow doesn't bring surrender.... to rock the blog nazi beyond shock & awe. He will never sleep in peaceful comfort again. (that is unless I feel conviction by the holy spirit, and decide to obey in humble submission)

No Jon.....Paul espoused force (Specificly the sword) as a means to combat evildoers.

Jon....do you believe that force is NEVER the way to solve a problem? This is an honest question. I want to make sure I don't have incorrect assumptions of your beliefs before I continue my discussion.

Overthrow the evil dictator? Sure..........Let me grab my superior symbol of peace....my pillow....and sock him over the head over and over in gratutitous acts of violence until he surrenders.

So who will play the blogging world's role of Dietrich Bonhoeffer to our new Fuhrer? I nominate Jamie, because he espouses violence as a means to solve problems.

(as an aside... "I think this blogging issue is a fascinating study in sociology. Why will the DiscussTHIS blog fail? Because those who post believe no one will read it.")

Now that the blog nazi fuhrer has secured a place in blogdom, he will proceed to do away with democracy, and implement a One Party state. The persecution of the Bloggers is about to begin.

I call all bloggers to unite and overthrow this evil one before it is too late.

thats a great story. it brought tears to my eyes. absolutely funny. and yeah... some (but not all) of the random things I post came from Deep Thoughts. I think it is histerically funny stuff, and usually completely random.

now formatting C: i know about, but what is c:/fs:ntfs ?

You see, Hitler was a really good leader for his people before he got all evil and crap. He provided for them and looked out for em and stuff, otherwise he would have been overthrown earlier and stuff. I'm trying to be a good leader by providing for everyone. A place for everything and everything in its place. That's what I always say... sometimes. Just trying to provide for the satisfaction of both those who want serious, political discussion and those who just want to relax and be entertained/ entertain others. Moving all those posts to the discussion blog is better than just deleting them, isn't it? if you'd like, I can just do that instead.

Jamie, not only did Kairsie format c:, but she formatted c: /fs:ntfs - wow! :)

So true... so very true... HEIL MICH!!!!

Kairsie, do you mean Jack Handey?

Jesse = blog nazi

My dad obtained two new laptops for me... well, they aren't really NEW, but they are new to me. I get to format them and install a new OS and such. Maybe I should try Linux or something, huh? Maybe that's something to be discussed on the renewed discussion blog?

Wow, the template for the discuss this blog is really nice-looking.

Hey Kairsie.....just a thought.....formatting one's computer is the easy part (c:/> format c:\ Note to all you kids....don't try this at home)) Getting your computer to be a functioning member of society again....post format....thats the part that takes the intelligence. :) heh heh

Ok, the last comment you made about the pumpkins came from the random saying of Jack....someone, right?

I formatted my computer!!!!!!! Yeah I know, sounds like no big deal but for me it is.. I feel intelligent. ::grins::