Jon-
Regarding our conversation Friday, I think the spelling is "fwhah."

Jesse,

On your navbar, where you have your link for updates, it reads as follows:

<p align="center"><a href="http://swyftx.blogspot.com">Updates</a></p>

This prodcues the undesirable result of loading your Blog in the navbar frame.

If should read as follows

<p align="center"><a href="http://swyftx.blogspot.com" target="mainFrame">Updates</a></p>

Okay rachel, way to go with the whole "confusing your superheroes" thing. Robin was DEFINITELY not superman's sidekick. Superman lacked a sidekick, and therefore no one would have said such a thing to him.

Everyone check out my new site that i have to do for my Rhetoric in Information Technology class! www.calvin.edu/~jat4/

I am having a sleepover party and we have all these chips and candy but all my friends want is ice.

It might have looked something like this!

Double posting at one time. Wowage.

Kairsie, Jaron did add on. It's just that you were confused.

He was walking down the street one day, when suddenly, Superman flew up through the drain in the street. Jaron said, "Wow, Superman, sie sind wonderbar!"
"Ich weiß," replied Superman, with an air of superiority.
"Hat dieses kleine baby einen bart?" Jaron inquired, looking at the little bundle of joy in Superman's arms.
"Nein," replied Superman.
"Ich hungrig." Of course. Jaron is always hungry.
"Yo no tengo comida a hora." Superman is multi-lingual, but doesn't have any food.
"Erinnern sie sich daran, dass ich innen 1000 doller geliehen?" That Jaron is one conniving individual.
"Nein." Jaron couldn't pull a fast one by the man who's Faster-than-a-Speeding-Bullet.

Hee. Either Kelly or Rachel is a Man. With a capital M. That's funny.

UNSHUN! Neither Jaron nor Ruthy shall be shunned, thus sayeth the me. shunning is just plain not nice. But hey, you could always take jaron's shoes and fill them with mustard and strategically place french fries around every nook of his room.

GRRR you people. No one added on like I asked, Jaron killed it right away! Now Jaron shall be shunned. Shun!

More happy happy happy news: Jesse is going to the Galapogos Islands :)

Add on to the story:
So the one day I was walking down the street when suddenly......


Jonathan, it would keep it's origional last name...that of the father's, just like people do. If the goat and llama were to seperate before the birth it would most likely have the mother's last name. And I don't think either goats or llamas worry about being liberated or whatever

What will they think of next?
The iLoo being developed by the MSN division of Microsoft Corp. in Britain is a standard portable toilet (a loo to the English) with a wireless keyboard and extending, height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat. There would also be a "Hotmail station" with waterproof keyboard and plasma screen on the outside for those waiting in line. MSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried. "The Internet's so much a part of everyday life now that surfing on the loo was the next natural step," MSN marketing manager Tracy Blacher said. "People used to reach for a book or mag(azine) when they were on the loo, but now they'll be logging on." The device is expected to be in use at festivals this summer in Britain, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported Tuesday. There's no word on if, or when, the iLoo will make its way across the pond.
Here's a diagram of what it would look like: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030506/170/3zk3j.html

Interesting idea, but....um....I hope the keyboard is disinfected after every use. Ewwww.


Dude, what's up with this music?

What if the female animal in question is a liberated, feminist animal who refuses to change her name? I suppose you would have some new hybrid, hyphinated created. Llama-Goat or Goat-Llama. Confusing. And then, if the parents got divorced, whose name would the baby take?

Jonathan, the answer to your random question depends on which is the girl and which is the guy, cause the woman always changes her last name.
IE: male goat + female llama = lloat baby
male llama + female goat = goama baby

this is so funny. i found it on a link from netscape to "dumb things people do"

A florida man ate beans and cabbabe, then fell asleep in a poorly ventilated room. While snoozing, he emitted a large amount of methane, which he then inhaled. The concentrated cloud of toxic gas killed him. Paramedics who removed the body also had to be treated at the local hospital.

Ruth is bad with living things. My goldfish, the Gerber daisy (oh wow, as I was writing that I realized that it was just any old daisy, but a Gerber daisy, and now I am doubly ashamed of Ruth.) Let's shun her again. Shun. Never have Ruth babysit your children. And never play her in chess. She beat me. Grrr.

Random - If a goat and a llama made a baby, what would you call it? A lloat? Or a goama?

the gerber daisy is dead. don't ask me how. but, i killed it.

I agree with Jonathan that Jaron is "the man" because he came up with a great random name for our one activity "The Chickens are Out"

So anyways, I tried about 7 times to log onto here, and every time it would say either my user name or password was incorrect. So I checked the caps button and it was off and I was just like "what the heck?"... then I realized I kept trying to sign in with "RireRose" which is my sign in name for basically everything else I'm apart of.

Rachel, I could get one of those basket beds and put your name on it. I'll do that for you if you clean my house for me every week in the summer. I think it's a fair trade. I'll even give you a chewie if you do a good job and dont make a mess in the house!

Imitation ADD? Is that like imitation crab meat? :)

Random Announcment: I love my brother.
Explanation to Random Announcement: I woke up this morning to a gajillion IM messages! It was so cute. The best part was that he used two or three different screen names to send them! He's so adorable. :)

Ruth-
Where have you been, my friend?

"One of my classmates, Brian said today 'Chocolate milk'" Leah (my little cousin)

hey, did you guys all know that i'm related to Evil Knievel? yup. yup. he's my uncle's cousin.

NEWSFLASH: I just got sunburned today!! you may be asking yourself why this is an important newsflash, well here's why.... i'm in England. The sun has been hiding for about a week, ah but today, yes, it came out to say hello! and it's even a bank Holiday!! yippy skippy!!!

Jesse has imitation ADD, he's only AD.... poser!

OH NO! This sounds like an emergency! SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING!!! I'm powerless to help, quailman has been trapped by the evil Calvin College....

Can anyone here cept jon spell?
Kuntucky durby= kentucky derby
Luisianna durby= Louisiana Derby

*shakes head*

;)

so anyone up for a smurf hunt!?! i could use one... there is no one as crazy as you guys, and i never thought i would say this but i need some more crazy in my life right now, i am over boring!! so anyone up for it?! :)