You know what would be really cool? If you could just click a button and change the wallpaper of an entire room like you can change the background on your desktop. Whenever you get tired of the motif, presto! A brand new room! You could choose from art or photography or cartoons! That would totally rock. I wonder if we'll have something like that 30 or 50 years from now..... I wonder if fifty years ago someone said, "You know what would be really swell? If you could just type a letter and click a button and it could go instantly to someone far, far away!"

It is my official opinion that houses should be like ovens: self-cleaning.

Why would Lassie be in Holland on vacation in winter?

Jeff- you have a good point, but don't you think Lassie would be more likely to vacation in Holland in the spring when all the tulips are in bloom? I think that if she were to go on vacation in the winter, she'd probably go to Florida or Mexico or Australia...in which case: too bad Lassie didn't know how to surf. :)

Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.

(ruthie) 1) First Grade Teacher: Miss Kaufman - I loved her!
Miss Kaufman from Riverside?

Rock For Life Report Special Edition - National Pro-life T-shirt Day

Put it on for a day. Wear it for life.
National Pro-life T-shirt Day is right around the corner, with just 3 days remaining until Monday, April 28! Join together with thousands of other pro-lifers to exercise your free speech rights by wearing a pro-life t-shirt to school on April 28.
You have a legal right to wear a pro-life t-shirt to your public school. But if you run into any problems at your school, the Thomas More Law Center is available to assist you. Not only does Thomas More have a letter available at www.rockforlife.org that explains your legal right to wear a pro-life t-shirt to public school, but the law center is also willing to contact any public school that refuses to allow its students to wear pro-life t-shirts.
We would love the opportunity to see your faces in pro-life t-shirts, so remember to take lots of pictures on T-shirt Day. We may even want to use some of your pictures for our publications and web site! Digital photos can be e-mailed to shirtday@rockforlife.org and hard copies can be mailed to:

Rock For Life
PO Box 1350
Stafford, VA 22555
We would also like to hear how T-shirt Day goes at your school and in your community. Please send any and all feedback to shirtday@rockforlife.org.

vote for Pastor Robert Brookins for mayor... or tell your parents too

all this talk of sweets, i must inform you guys that here in England they do not have Oreos. it is crazy we were watching an american TV show and they were eating Oreos and the British Kids didn't know what they were, i almost cried in sadness for them i mean to not have ever had an Oreo in milk, or better yet a double stuffed Oreo in milk, or what about those different flavored cream center Oreos... i feel sad for them, and i feel sad for me cause all this talk of them really makes me want to have some. i am gonna have to find someone to send me some Oreos (double stuffed) so that i can save these poor British University students from their cookie (or to them, biscuit) ignorence.

No Rachel you are an ice-reamaholic.
I dyed my hair strawberry blonde because Melody and Kitty told me to, but it came out orange. Go figure. Dangit no wi'm hungry for some ice cream, and Elizabeth bought the greatest thing today, chocolate whip cream!!! But we don't have ice cream to put it on, wahhhh!

First off, I'd like to clarify that I gave up licking people for only the 2nd half of lent, and still am not licking. hmm... "hi, my name is Taj and I'm a lickaholic, but I've been dry for almost one month."

As for the candy, I haven't given myself the chance to crave candy, since I've been gorging myself on it alot :) not because i want to, but just because I can. I should probably stop though, so I will. I'll minimize my candy intake, and report back about cravings and such. Does anyone want to send me some almonds? they are REALLY healthy, and i would love it if someone sent me some ;) ;) ;) .

It's cold out. I quit!

And I still want some cheese cake!

all this talk about cheesecakes, and i didn't get any. :( sniff. sniff. my boss forgot that it was secretary/administrator assistant's day.... oh well, i just started going to the gym, so cheesecakes probably not the best thing for me now anyway. today is Plumber's Day and Pig in a Blanket Day, in case anyone cares. i'm curious jesse, do you have this major craving for candy now, or did it go away after all this time?

Yeah, it's bad here at actv with chewing on stuff. Jeff Jon and I all have the habit on chewing on pens, and then we share all the pens, bad stuff.

Did you know that people that chew on their pens/pencils (writing utensils...) are more likely to make good secretaries? i mean admistrative professionals? that means that I would make an AWESOME admin professional, cuz all of my pens are chewed up, and even my highlighter is badly misshapen from my oral fixations!

AUGH! It's cold outside again, what the freakin heck? (yeah yeah Jonathan I know that's *your* phrase)
I'm an Administrative assistant, so do I get cheese cake?

It is NOT Secretary's Day. There is no such thing.

It is Administrative Professionals Day. Big difference.

And I have 2 cheesecakes at home I think. In celebration of all the Administrative Professionals in my life, I'm going to eat one of them. That works out well.

today is Secretary's Day AAAAaaaannnnnddd Cherry Cheesecake Day! hmmmm.... i wonder how the two of those things could fit together to make a great day for any secretary friends you may have.... :)

While we're on the subject of jealousy, I'm jealous of Jaron cause he's more of a rocker than I could ever be. ::sigh:: I'll just half to settle for my half punk, half hippie self.....btw just in case anyone cares, works going good. Some of the people there crack me up. And I feel like I'm finally a fuctional member of society. HAHAHAHAHA me functional, that's funny.

I burned myself with a curling iron ::sniff:: and I have a splinter stuck in my finger and it closed so yeah it's stuck. WAHHHHH!!!!

Kairsie, you SOOOOOO wish you could touch Reese's butt. admit it! and i certainly hope you aren't normal, cuz I don't make friends with normal people!!! except for Candi... but Jeff's weird enough for the both of them. I think Candi is the only person I know that I would classify as normal :)

jesse, where are you today? by the way, you can give me those hot green and pink shoes! i'd love them!

Jealous? I think a better word is disturbed.

::spins around in chair:: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
::spins faster and falls off, quickly climbs back up::
I am completly normal.

HOOOOOORAY!!!! another FIF cd!!!! what a great thing!!!!
Still sad they are breaking up though... but I think it was a good time for them to do so, since I think I might be growing out of em ;) . Good thing they go by MY schedule!!! I still got to smack reese roper's butt, and you are ALLLLL jealous!

3 cheers for Jaron's randomness.

To bring up an old topic, those who claim that April is the best month for birthdays should remember that Hitler was born in April. April 20th, to be exact, which happens to coincide with Resurrection Day this year. Speaking of Resurrection Day, I had an awesome one, and I'm going to go write about it on my blog. So go read my blog.

And speaking of which months are the best, I was born in July, and that's nice because I know other cool people who were born in July. But it's not necessarily the best month. All months are created equal, so quit your arguing. Although some advantage is given to January and February, simply because cold rocks.