Ruthie, I think lady bug is a perfect name!!! It's cute but cool at the same time. And I know two good ideas to do with bessie. *hint hint wink wink*

my dad once won the Luisianna durby...until the sock puppet caught him cheating

Tu Madre esta muy gorda.

El Padre de tu Padre es muy gorda.

I officially vote Jaron as "The Man."

That was freakin' hysterical. Seriously.

Ruthy-
Congratulations on your most recent automobile purchase. May she serve you well and forgive you for grinding her gears, and may her predecessor rest in peace.

Do any of you guys know what Talkin' Faith is? Well, Jaron does....it's a TV show that ACTV produces. Well anyways, their set consists of many things like painting of flowers, and flowers on the table, and birds, and pretty vases...........................................and then there's the dead periana

ok, so i got this pretty little orange flower plant for secretary's day (a week late) and it's withering before my eyes!! what's the problem here? am i that bad to look at? ... ummm... jon, don't comment on that.

Blah.


Ugh.

As wonderful as technology is, sometimes it makes me sad, because when I think things in my head to say, and then I type them, and then I read what I typed, it's much less fun, because I would say it in fun way, but when you read what I typed, you're not inside my head, so you can't know how I would have said it, so..... :(
(Everyone should come out with a good run-on every once in a while. It's effects are quite cleansing.)

Ruthy-
Since when do you go to the gym?
Did you know I go to the gym?
Maybe sometime, we could go to the gym together! :)
Except that I usually go to Flying Hills, but I have a membership to Wyo, too.

has anyone ever had tortilla soup? it rocks!

"10,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck!" (~the genie from aladdin after coming out of the lamp) .... "so can aquatic classes with a pool full of old ladies!" (~a very sore ruthy after a trial class at wyomissing health club, where she was trying to use these weights under water, and felt like she had no muscles in her arms, and the 90-year old woman beside her said "don't worry you'll get them eventually!")

Hmm... i opened up the random=good blog and the first thing i saw was "Jesus is like a mother hen." except i didn't see that, instead I saw "Jesse is like a mother hen." that was kind of odd, but i felt special anyway!

Well I am extreamly offended. Just because I forgot one of the points does not mean I'm stupid, just absent minded

To those of you who wern't at YG yesterday, this sums up the lession.

5 things you can learn from a chicken (really deep stuff here, seriously, Jeff said so)

1. Jesus wasn't chicken to go to the cross

2. who cares? (ie. which came first the chicken or the egg?)

3. don't be cocky

4. Jesus is like a mother hen.

5. uhhhhhhhhhhhh..... well hey 4 out of 5 ain't bad... heh