hahahah rachel is scared of potatoes! *snicker*

I would like you all to know that today I wore the pants and shirt my sister got me for my birthday. They are very nice and comfy and nice.

Speaking of my bday, I'm 19, and as a 19 year old I have to put away childish things. Thank you all who were in my birthday video, but you're all so immature *scoff* . pfft.

Ruthy: I remember that rainbow you loved so much, i think thats the one i let my bio book get wet for.

Thanks all for being so active on here!

Mini chain saw nose clippers i think you got something there Kristen!! we could make some good money and pay back Messiah.... hmm lets talk! :)

So Jaron, are you saying there are trees in your nose?

yeah, so the other day becky and i found a very unique treasure in our kitchen cabinet. up on the top shelf, way back in the corner, was a bag of potatoes that was there since, um...., i can't even guess how long. the "eyes" of the potatoes had turned into long, white and pointy fingers. no, wait, that description doesn't quite do it justice, they were more like trees! probably like 10 inches long!! becky thought it was gross. i thought it was pretty cool.

I would correct Ruth for her inaccurate statement, but I'm shunning her. Shun.

However, if I were in a conversation with, say, Danricc, I might say something like:

"Can you believe that Ruth girl?" And Danricc might say something like "Yeah, I know. She eats all my freakin' cheese. I mean, it's bad enough that she steals my clothes and things like that, but I can live with that. But chesse? I mean, cheese??!!??! It's just not right!" And I might say something like, "I know, Danricc. I'm here to comfort you in your time of great lack-of-chesse. If you ever need cheese, I will drive you to WaWa and we can buy cheese. As far as that cheese-stealing surrender monkey Ruth, we should shun her." Shun.

and yes, i think rainbows are quite fun. remember that completely amazing rainbow we saw that one day at youth group? it made me want to dance

"stole" is such a harsh term. i prefer "shared" or "ruthy accepted the cheese that was offered to her"

The rainbow thing wasn't part of my questions. I just did it cause I was bored.

WHOA! Rachel got proven wrong. Amazing!

Wow. I just realized this is the first time I've done something lighthearted in a long time. Thanks guys.

Found the questions:

Here are the answers, in order:

Nothing
No
Because He could
Butter
Because it doesn't grow in the ground
t-mt
Lots and lots of rain
Infinity. (OK, that one's cheating, so we'll go with a real answer - a googol, which would be the number 10 raised to the power 100, written out as the numeral 1 followed by 100 zeros.)

Oh, and the only question I saw posted by Kairsie is, "Aren't Rainbows Fun?"

That question really feels more like a statement disguised as a question, or perhaps a rhetorical question, so I didn't bother answering. (By the way, rhetorical questions are Kristel Detweiler's favorite.)

Ruthy loves cheese so much that she steals it. From Danricc. I know because Danricc told me. And so did Ruthy. We should shun her. Shun.

Welcome back Shauna!

Oh, and who has flawed grammar? (Besides 3/4 of the population of Berks County...) Didn't you read the long, explanatory post I posted? (Hmm... Post I posted... is that proper grammar?)

HELLO everyone!!! :) i am back from Belgium and Italy... all this crazy conversation is so fun to come back to!!
FYI - the Colosseum and the Sistine Chapel are amazing!!!

when you are in Belgium all you should eat is waffles, and you should also rent a bike!!

Jaron, you're allowed to listen to creed?

.....I'm still waiting for people to answer my questions posted a few posts down

i love cheese

heh heh... Ruthy and Danricc are polar bears.... and i will live 9 years longer than they will.... wait, that's sad... :'(

Things everyone should know.....or not.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares! )

I just realized that Jon's post below states that I should be kicked. Well screw you hippie.

Aren't Rainbows Fun?

Just so that I may be counted among the highly literate...

I, she, he, and they are always to be used as subjects. Me, her, him, and them are always to be used as objects. They would be considered predicate pronouns. The first-person pronoun (I, me) always comes last in the order.

To illustrate:

She and I are eating pizza. correct
They are eating pizza.
Her and I are eating pizza. incorrect
I and she are eating pizza. incorrect
I and her are eating pizza. So bad that you should be kicked if you say it.
Me and her are eating pizza. See above.
Them are eating pizza. See above. Repeat, because this one is really flagrant.

They looked at him and me. correct
They looked at he and I. incorrect
They looked at he and me. incorrect
They looked at I and him. Practice this phrase with me: Would you like fries with that?

Make sense? I hope so. Of course, most of the participants in this discussion are Berks County natives, so it's going to be a long, uphill battle.

Jeff, only if you live long enough to explain it...and make sure you study cave man-ish before you go back, perhaps have some carvings on a stone ready.

How come no one answered my questions I posted a few days ago?!?!?!

"Her and me" just sounds bad. I always say me and her, which is probably incorrect anyways but oh well.

Discovery of the day.... the most unlikely people can actually be good poets. :)

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

Kelly, you aren't from the South Side, you live on the EAST side of knollcrest... haven't we been over this already??

And rachel, I believe that saying "her and I" cuz it would be "she and I." Like in, "she and I became best of friends" or "She and I picked flowers all day long" or "She and I moshed til we dropped." Using "her and me" would be correct if you were saying something like, "They threw water balloons and her and me..." i think.

I used to be a daffodil. I had to stop because I was prettier than all my friends, and they stopped being nice to me cuz they got jealous. They were hogging all the water from the water basin and I started to wilt. It was like I was crying on the inside. Then a bird came and pooped on one of my petals, and all my friends laughed at me, but they weren't intimidated by my overwhelming beauty because it was defiled by the poop. They shared water, and I stopped crying. But you know what the best part is?? I think the poop actually makes me more unique, and in my uniqueosity I am STILL a whole lot prettier than my friends.

-Sheltenruggy (the daffodil!)

another yuk. there is snow outside. poor daffodills :(

yuk. i'm sick. it's times like these that i feel the need to eat healthy. so, you know that i am truly sick when i have cravings for stuff like zuchinni and squash.

Well do you?

YEA!!!! I fixed it!! *cough*withjonscorrection*cough*

Actually, from a close examination of the HTML, you simply forgot the /. You have <font> at the end of your post, instead of </font>.

hehe. Somebody forgot to put the </font> tag at the end of their post.... Sucks to be you....

OH NO! What did I do? It's all blue now! I didn't mean it

Ok, so people need oxygen to live, trees give oxygen. Trees need carbon dioxide to live, humans give out carbon dioxide. But what do fish correspond with?

If a man makes a comment, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why did God make some animals have live babies, and some have eggs?

Why do mash potatoes taste so much better than regular potatoes?

Why is pop-corn not a vegitable?

Do you say tomatoe or tomaatoe?

What exactly is raining cats and dogs? Like a down poor or hurricane type conditions or what?

What is the highest number you know of?