As the French say, il faut souffrir d'etre belle (You must suffer to be beautiful).

Some reactions given to Naomi's (Ruthie's sister) Mary Kay Party...
Marolyn (Lyn's mommy) "Oh, this feels very smooth, I like it."
Becky Strause "Wow that looks really good on you"
Elizabeth "I like the smell of this"
MY response "This stuff feels sticky, and this would add like an hour to my morning routine. And I feel like I have 10 extra pounds on my face"

Help! Help!!!!! I forgot how to be random!

*Quack!*

Oh wait, there we go.

And to translate last episode -

And then the crazy man looked at me. “Usted da me todo su dinero! Ahora!” (Give me all of your money. Now!)
And then I said, “Por favor, Señor, ponga su pistola en su bolsillo, y su cuchillo también. Yo soy Letón, y yo no tengo dinero ahora." (Please sir, put your pistol in your pocket. And your knife, also. I am Latvian, and I don't have money right now.)

And then the crazy man looked at me. "Usted es Letón!?"
And then I said, "Si, yo soy."
And then the crazy man looked wildly around, as if in a state of panic. "Ay Dios mio!"

Tune in next post for exiting adventures of "Jon versus The Crazy Man Who Only Speaks Poor Spainish."

I wish I could eat eggs, so that I could have exciting omelet adventures like Jon.

I have a nice long drive ahead of me on May 22. Guess where I'm going! ;)

okay so i leave tomorrow to go on a weekend surfing trip to Cornwall, yes now you should all be jealous!! :) however, the water will be freezing, and it is not exactly warm here in not so sunny england anyway... oh well, in the words of weezer, "i'm goin surfin i'm going surfin, you take your car to work i'll take my board and when you're out of fuel, i'm still afloat!"

ok, so [did you ever notice that i always start my exceptionally deep thoughts with "ok, so..." just a warning] i've been thinking about starfish. one time, my dad was snorkeling in the ocean, and he found a starfish and put it up on his raft. as it was in the sun it started breaking itself apart. my theory is that it must have known it was about to die so it started breaking itself apart in hopes that one of it's appendages would survive. i've been told that if a piece breaks off it becomes a new starfish. so, does that new starfish have the same brain as the old one? so now there are five of the same starfish swimming in the ocean. which leads me to my question... what if all the starfish in the ocean are actually the same one?

this has been deep thoughts with ruthy, tune in next time to hear ruthy ask "ok, so why aren't butterflies called flutter-bys?"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KAIRSIE!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

And then the crazy man looked at me. “Usted da me todo su dinero! Ahora!”
And then I said, “Por favor, Señor, ponga su pistola en su bolsillo, y su cuchillo también. Yo soy Letón, y yo no tengo dinero ahora."

muchas gracias!

The song goes: "little bunny Fufu hoppin through the forest, scooping up the feild mice and boppin them on the head. Down came the good fairy and she said 'Little bunny Fufu I don't wanna se you scooping up the feild mice and boppin them on the head! I'll give you 3 more chances, and if you don't stop I'm gonna turn you into a GOON!!

isn't it little bunny fufu hoppin through the forest?

little bunny fufu, i don't wannna see you [can someone please tell me what goes here, cuz this little song is stuck in my head, and i can't even sing it right] and boppin them on the head!

So yeah attempt #2 to make my hair a different color. I dyed it really blonde, like Audrey Hepler blonde, and it came out a light golden brown. I quit!

A message from my main man, Degryn:
jesse, i can't post on you R=G page!!! it make me really really really really really really really really really upset and confused at the same time. all these questions keep popping up in my head "why can't i post, is there a fee or something", "maybe there's a special club i'm not apart of", "maybe i'm just dumb and can't find the post button", "what if everyone else can post and i can't", "maybe i need to up grade my computer", "how did the cow just over the moon anyways", "maybe i could just ask jesse to post for me". upon thinking the last one i wrote this letter. please post this for me. thanks.

There ya go folks, the coolest guy ever sends his regards.